08-08-08 - pretty cool day for the Olympics to start. I have always enjoyed watching all of the sports events in the Olympics. I admire all the hard work the athletes have gone through, all the long hours of practice, and grueling physical torment and the dedication they have. All this to achieve one thing, the Gold medal.
I have a dream myself, and I am pretty sure it is an Olympic event. It is the dream to become the fastest banana shake eater. I have been training for this all of my life. I can remember the first shake I ate at the tender age of 3. Since that time, I have endured many brain freezes, an expanding waistline, and an overwhelming urge to act like an
orangutan, all in the name of winning the Gold medal. I will win that medal one day, mark my word. Now I must go, I have an extra large
JCW banana shake waiting for me, and I must train.
2 comments:
Your hilarious! I think I'm with you on that one, except mine will be the nutter butter cookie shakes from Artic circle. Should we have a "shake off?" Glad your back from girls camp and that you had a good time.
You are so silly. Here's a banana shake cheers to you for being so creative. You really should quit your job today and go do stand up. You could make millions.
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